The Top 5 Predictions for 2004
(Part I)


5> A surprisingly underachieving contestant pulls out a second
consecutive win on a new reality TV series that pits a dozen
equally inept Americans against one another for the title
of "President of the United States."

4> Building on the success of re-hiring Joe Gibbs, the Washington
Redskins name Y.A. Tittle their starting quarterback.

3> McDonald's joins the low-carb diet trend and offers fries
composed entirely of beef fat.

2> John Kerry loses the presidential election when his plan to
appeal to Britney Spears fans by French-kissing Al Gore and
Bill Bradley on stage backfires and leaves him with unsightly
cold sores.


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Prediction for 2004...


1> Jesus returns to Earth and sees his shadow, resulting in
six more years of reality TV.



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The Top 5 Predictions for 2004
(Part II)


5> Having exhausted all other outlets to try to save the planet,
U2 singer Bono runs for president of Earth.

4> FOX TV produces a reality show starring two other children
of hotel magnates: Lisbon Sheraton and Florence Motel6.

3> Florida tries to win back the goofiest state status
from California by replacing its governor with SpongeBob
SquarePants.

2> The gaping hole in the fabric of space and time opened by
"Gigli" in 2003 continues to grow. Among the resulting
phenomena: Pee-Wee Herman is arrested for securities fraud and
Martha Stewart is caught "pleasuring herself" in a Home Depot.


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Prediction for 2004...


1> "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" loses the ratings battle
to "Lesbian Lips on a Straight Girl's Nips."