LES ADS CLASSIFIQUE
because if there's one concept the french definitely understand, its 'Help Wanted'!


For Sale
Berthier Modèle 07/15 WWII rifle. Great cond., dropped only once. Tiny scratches near trigger from Granpapa's rapidly shaking fingernail. (028230 1001)

Jerry Lewis tickets! 1576th row right behind massive pillar - just 100 000 francs. Oops, zorry...zey just zold


Real Estate
For Sale: Charming pied à terre, on street so goddamned narrow zides of car must be buttered to get through. (058643 8998)


Job Opportunities
Wanted! Arabic speakers for travel to Middle East to distribute toys to poor children. Toys in question are medium range, high yield, and make pretty smoke - but zat's our little zecret! (079367 2201)