November 25, 2003

NOTE FROM CHRIS:

Weekly British tabloids, despite promising to tell all,
are abiding by a ban on printing details of an "incident"
Prince Charles said never took place. In one of the oddest
scandals yet involving the House of Windsor, Charles has
denied doing something -- without saying what it is --
and a court has banned papers from publishing the story.


Excerpts from today's list:

The Top 15 Possible Scandals Involving Prince Charles


15> Used the words "British" and "cuisine" in the same sentence.

11> Has been hiding Saddam's WMDs behind his ears all this time.

6> Because he once painted raunchy nudes of Camilla, he now wants
to be referred to as "the Prince Formerly Known as Artist."

4> One night, after too many glasses of port, he was caught
carousing in Piccadilly and asking young women if they'd
like to see "Buckingham Phallus."