Friday, December 14, 2001 :::
i'm too lazy to think up something new so i'm just going to rip off an old entry and hope you won't notice.



--gordon, the guy who says stupid shit a lot, part one--
gordon goes shopping

gordon merrily pranced along aisle 5 of the supermarket, humming along to the piped muzak coming from some corner of the pale-vomit-yellow ceiling.

his eye caught a glimpse of a frozen salami in the meat chiller.

"hello!" gordon exclaimed. "what's this?"

he giggled to himself while idly stroking the salami, thinking that the salami looked rather like a...section of pipe.

"my, but that's curious!" gordon burbled as he took a left into aisle 4.



hey, hang on!