these are specially for weewee... ;-p


1. How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.

4. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

5. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.

6. What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.


7. What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
Frostbite.

8.What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

9. Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

10. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

11. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

12.What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

13. What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

14. What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

15. How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna ! Lose A T railer....