wow, been a long time since i did one of these. wth....



1. What is your name? i don't think i get many strangers visiting...or at least now that i've stopped mentioned h***** c***, anyway.
2. What color underwear are you wearing? none *lascivious grin*
3. What are you listening to right now? 50 cent - pimp
4. What was the last thing you ate? nuts about chocolate icecream.
5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? uhm. brown, presumably.
6. Where do you plan to go on your honeymoon? some exotic, deserted tropical island. complete with coconut-shell-bikini-clad natives. female natives, mind you. oh wait. honeymoon? bugger. i suppose not, then.
7. How is the weather right now? i'm too lazy to get up and walk the 3 steps to my window so i'm assuming its fine.
8. Last person you talked to on the phone? lanet
9. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? face lah! ehehehhehehehehehe. *eg*
10. Do you like the person that sent you this? i pirated it off a stranger's blog. and mommy always told me to be wary of strangers. so no. i don't! nyah nyah nyah!
11. How are you today? ok i guess. sleepy right now.
12. Your favorite drink? hmm. nothing in particular, really. depends on what i feel like drinking.
13. Your favorite alcoholic drink? i'm a good boy. swear i've never touched a drop in my life. really! ;-p
14. How do you eat an Oreo? put the whole thing in. my mouth.
15. What's the next CD you're going to get? don't buy them. i am a dirty, unprincipled music pirate. i am the bane of record companies' existences. kiss my music-stealing, record companies!
questions 16 to 19 were deleted by the nasty stranger on the grounds of being inane. *shrug*
20. Favorite month? december, i guess. christmas....then there used to be the school holidays, too...sigh.
21. Favorite food? italian, maybe. but i'm sure i'd be partial to french if i had tried more of it.
22. Last movie you watched? oh god, i don't remember; its been that long since i last watched a movie. but i caught bits of that cheesy flying-piranha flick showing on ch i just now when the ads came on for survivor.
23. Favorite day of the year? a holiday...most any holiday'll do.
24. Are you shy to ask someone out? i guess. but i would, if i liked the person enough.
25. Do you like scary or happy movies better? happy! happy happy happy! fluffy pink bunny wabbits!
26. Summer or winter? spring! of course it would help if i had actually experienced spring before, though...
27. Hugs or Kisses? oh, come now. where's the 'blowjob' option? :-p
28. Relationships or one-night stands? one night stands! here's to staying single, seeing double and sleeping triple! ;-p
29. Chocolate or vanilla? chocolate. definitely.
34. What books are you reading now? errr....nothing?
35. What's on your mouse pad? i am horribly tempted to say, "my mouse" but that would just make you roll your eyes, wouldn't it? so. no, i don't use a mouse pad.
36. Favorite board games? risk!
37. Favorite magazine? uhm. national geographic? studious 'ol me.
38. Favorite smells? leather. *wink*
39. Least favorite smells? that incredibly skanky tekong mud. i never knew mud could smell so bad.
40. Favorite sound? "ohhh, yes, yesss! there! that's the spot! right there! now hang up the other painting."
41. Worst feeling in the world? having to put on wet, smelly clothes.
42. What's the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? going back to sleep
43. Favorite color? silver?
44. How many rings before you answer the phone? what kind of stupid question is that? do people really count the number of rings before answering? "hmm, let's see. 3 rings? no...too eager. 6 rings? no...too aloof. 4 rings? 5 rings? bugger."
45. Future child's name? betty! lulu! mary!
47. Do you like to drive fast? in daytona?
48. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? i could answer that, but then i'd have to kill you.
49. What's under your bed? 16kg of weights. shoes. sandcans.
50. What is your favourite number? ln 5.