THINGS NOT TO SAY WHILE VISITING A FOREIGN COUNTRY


IRELAND
Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk?
This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?

FRANCE
Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that?
Aren't the French just Germans who can make sauces?

ITALY
Is the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus?
I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O's!

POLAND
Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?

GERMANY
Is this bratwurst kosher?

TURKEY
Where's the hash at?
It's cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?

KOREA
Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep
fry him?

CHINA
This wall isn't so great.

SWEDEN
Do you have any normal meatballs?
Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?

YEMEN
Yemen? That's a stupid name for a country. What's it
mean -- 'Land Of Fanatics And Dust'?

INDIA
You don't live in teepees?
Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?

SPAIN
So, this is the country that's not Portugal?
Wow. Your women can shave if they want to, right?
Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?

MEXICO
What's that smell?

SAUDI ARABIA
Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car? Is
it legal to beat your wives here, or what?

RUSSIA
Is it always this cold and economically devastated?

UZBEKISTAN
Can you spell Uzbekistan?"

GREECE
I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy.

AFGHANISTAN
Seriously, where is the real country. Where is everything?

JAPAN
What's Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?

AUSTRALIA
How can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?

AMERICA
Was John Wayne gay?