> > >Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
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> > >A.)Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't
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> > >Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
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> > >A.)So men can be open minded.
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> > >Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
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> > >A.)68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
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> > >Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
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> > >A.)The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
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> > >Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
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> > >A.)You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
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> > >Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
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> > >A.)"Is it in?"
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> > >Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
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> > >A.)One of his fingers is clean.
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> > >Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
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> > >A.)Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
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> > >Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
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> > >A.)They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks,
>you're screwed.