December 8, 2003

(Today's list was originally published on December 7, 2001)


The Top 16 Worst Toys This Holiday Season
(Part I)


16> Big Wheel Zamboni

15> Rock 'em Sock 'em "Springer" Guests

14> "Super Happy Fun Sticks" -- From the fine people at
The Altria Group

13> G.I. Joe and G.I. Dave Don't Ask, Don't Tell action figures

12> Walt Disney's "101 Hurricane Names" Video

11> My First Meth Lab

10> Lil' Scientist Home Anthrax Lab

9> Hasbro Bucket o' Broken Glass

8> Wal-Mart Barbie, complete with tube top, NASCAR back tattoo,
and sixth toe

7> Larry King's Plastic Ass-Kissin' Lips

6> MacGyver Action Hero Kit -- 3 paperclips, a bent spoon and
some toenail clippings

5> Plant 'n' Watch Grass

4> John Ashcroft Junior G-Man Kit -- with Constitution shredder!

3> The Package That's Exactly the Same Size and Weight as an
X-Box But Turns Out to Contain a Pair of Sensible Brown Slacks

2> Rubik's Pube


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Worst Toy This Holiday Season...


1> "My First Time" Britney Spears Life-Size Anatomically Correct
Action Figure




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