French Thieves Drive Victim Home for Christmas Eve - PARIS (Reuters) - A pair of thieves who seized a van loaded with pricey designer goods on Wednesday took a two-hour detour so they could drive the owner home for his Christmas Eve dinner, before fleeing with the loot.


Sicily Man Arranges Shooting to Woo Woman - A man in Sicily asked a friend to shoot him in the groin in the hope of making his ex-girlfriend feel sorry for him, police said on Friday.

idiot! and if she had gotten back together with you, then what?
now that would've been irony.