i missed passing my soc ( standard obstacle course ) test by a lousy 7 seconds hence no more long weekend as part of the company hq's carrot-n-stick scheme. instead, get to stay back to shag it out on saturday morning with oc, david-look-at-my-obscenely-tight-shorts-neo. oh joy.



today at dinner i saw a sign pasted on the door of an empty storefront which read "NO URINE OR SHITTING IN THE SALES GALLERY".

words fail me.



Porn Star Tells Military 'Bullets, Not Boobs'- LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A group supporting natural breasts staged a small street protest in Hollywood on Wednesday against a U.S. military policy offering free breast implants to female soldiers.



Two families moved from Afghanistan to America. When they arrived, the two fathers made a bet – in a year’s time whichever family had become more Americanized would win.

A year later they meet.

The first man said, “My son is playing baseball, I had McDonald’s for breakfast and I’m on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?”

The second man replied, “Fuck you, towel head.”