If I Ever Happen To Become An Evil Overlord,


i will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. that way - even if the heroes manage to neutralise my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless - my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.


no matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. therefore, i will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.