muahahaha. a cautionary note on the effects of beer goggles...


Six of the seven dwarfs were sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushed in and said, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"

Everyone got all excited and chanted, "We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him."

The next day, they were all standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of the other six. All the other six started pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him, ask him!"

The Pope looked at Dopey and asked, "Do you have a question to ask me, young man?"

Dopey looked up shyly and said, "Well, yes."

The Pope told him to go ahead and ask.

Dopey asked, "Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?"

The Pope replied, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska."

The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!"

The Pope asked Dopey if there was more to his question, and Dopey continued, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?"

To which the Pope replied, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes."

Still not satisfied, the others kept saying, "Ask him the last part, Dopey, ask him the last part!"

The Pope asked Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?"

To which Dopey replied, "Well, uh, yeah.....are there, uh, are there any midget black nuns in Alaska?"

The startled Pope replied, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think there are any midget black nuns in Alaska."

At this, Dopey turned all kinds of colors, and the others started laughing, and yelling, "Dopey f u c k e d a penguin, Dopey f u c k e d a penguin!"