oh yeah i forgot to tell you, but the matrix reloaded kinda sucked.

seeing neo's naked ass just about ruined the whole movie for me. jeez, what next? morpheus and agent smith having hot passionate monkey sex? plus it was pretty boring at bits. and yeah sure the big fight scene - incidentally, the way those dozens of agent smiths ran into the courtyard now and then reminded me of old nintendo games - and celebrated highway - sorry, freeway - chase was good, but i'd take a jackie chan fight scene anytime, actually. the one or not, but i bet neo couldn't kick ass the way jackie can while clutching a towel to his unmentionables.

neo and trinity should've kept their shades on while getting jiggy wit' it. that would've been a col sight.

screw revolution; i'll be waiting for the return of the king instead.