i think i have been whining uncharacteristically often of late.
did i spell 'uncharacteristically' right?
army's made me stoopid! *whines*

haiyah.
sian.
sianz.

weiyang just messaged me this afternoon. he said kwan aik said we should have a class outing thingy on account of it being hols for those they-don't-know-how-lucky-they-are girls in uni. they suggest sentosa. but i don't really know what there is to do on sentosa, besides the generic beach-sports thing. i don't really feel like organising an outing. i think i shall just pretend i never heard about it.

what? since when did you message me? whaddya mean i replied? fake sms! forgery! liar liar pants on fire!

downloading music these days is an exercise in frustration because of all those fake files put up by record companies trying to deprive me of my god-given right to filch songs off them. say 'arr, me hearties!'

arr!

i've tried whale meat before and it is very tough.
i think that's why the eskimos eat their whale meat putrifying.
maggots add extra protein.

my favourite aroma gel scent is citrus.
aqua floral ( whatever smell that is ) is tied with peach for second.

i tend to buy expensive things i don't really need and seldom use.
1. hydrastorm water bag - 50 bucks ( after $5 discount! ) ( gives water a funny taste! )
2. oakley shades - 200+ bucks ( after 20% off! )
3. mambo watch - 100+ ( on sale, luckily! )
aargh. that's a lot of money. must eat more maggi mee.
i had a friend in secondary school who'd eat tissue paper and throw coins out the window. perhaps i should try that. but not the throwing coins out the window bit - that'd be counterproductive.

i want a new phone.
this makes me feel a little guilty because of all the starving africans who don't have phones to eat.

mmm well.
coming up next: my essay titled "Today's Soviet Union: The Triumph of Central Economic Planning".
watch this space.