September 19, 2003

NOTE FROM CHRIS:

Today, September 19, is "Talk Like a Pirate Day."

Seriously! Check it out:
http://www.talklikeapirate.com

Always socially conscious, we here at TopFive thought
we'd help out by offering you a nice long list of
pirate-like things you can say around your workplace.


Excerpts from today's list:

The Top 25 Things to Say at Work on Talk Like a Pirate Day


24> "Hop to it, dogs: Thar be leftover catering booty in the break
room for plunderin'."

20> "Arrr, matey, have your parrot call my parrot and we'll
one day partake of noontime grub together."

15> "Be that a peg leg, or arrr ye just happy to cast yer eyes
upon me?"

10> "Ye bent my ear with yer lubberly questions WITHOUT tryin'
a reboot first? Arrr! It's the plank for you, ye mangy
cur... and thank ye for calling Microsoft Tech Support!"

6> "Aye, if it's a large treasure chest and amazin' booty ye
seek, fix yer gaze upon the receptionist."

2> "Avast, ye demon copy machine! Taste the wrath of my arse!"