October 14, 2003

NOTE FROM CHRIS:

You know how some churches put up billboards
with clever quotes supposedly from God?
Usually they say something like:

* Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
* C'mon over and bring the kids.
* We need to talk.

Here at the First Church of TopFive, our
billboard has messages like that, too....


Excerpts from today's list:

The Top 14 God Billboards We'd Like to See
(Part I)


14> You've been coveting again, haven't you?

10> Go back home now! Your wife's naked and Javier just pulled
into the driveway.

6> You realize that your dead grandma watches every time you
pleasure yourself, don't you?

2> That Madonna-kissing-Britney thing? My idea.


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