tomorrow is the army half marathon and because of that, i have to book in tonight at 1900. ugh. for some reason we're leaving camp for the stadium at 3am sunday morning. possibly they want us to go there early so we can do area cleaning in the stadium.

my unit's ahm attire looks pirated. despite the fact that it costs $16.95, it still looks cheapo.
i'd wear a paper bag over my head, except for the fact that everyone else wants to wear one too and it'd be a little difficult to run 10k with a paper bag over your head.

my company went to marsiling for an exercise last week and found two little puppies wandering around in the jungle, apparently. they're now our mascots. one is chubby and fuzzy and clumsy. adorable. the other is a skinny bitch.

my camera refuses to work. why are service centres always so ulu?

How to Shower Like a Woman
> 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
>according to
> lights and darks.
> 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband
>along
> the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror make mental note to do
>more
> sit-ups.
> 4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
>loofah,
> wide loofah, and pumice stone.
> 5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
> vitamins.
> 6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> 7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
> natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
> 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
>until
> red.
> 9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
> 10. Complain because your husband had been eating your ginger nut and
> jaffa cake body wash.
> 11. Rinse conditioner off hair.
> 12. Shave armpits and legs.
> 13. Turn off shower.
> 14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with
>Tilex.
> 15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>Wrap
> hair in super absorbent towel.
> 16. Check entire body for zits, tweeze unwanted hairs.
> 17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
> 18. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> How To Shower Like a Man
> 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
>them in
> a pile.
> 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
>wiener
> at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
> 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your
> wiener and scratch your butt.
> 4. Get in the shower.
> 5. Wash your face.
> 6. Wash your armpits.
> 7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
> 8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they
>sound
> in the shower.
> 9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
> 10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
>
> 11. Shampoo your hair.
> 12. Taste your wife's ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
> 13. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
> 14. Pee.
> 15. Rinse off and get out of shower.
> 16. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain
>was
> hanging out of tub the whole time.
> 17. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
> 18. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
> 19. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife,
>pull
> off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woowoo' sound again.
> 20. Throw wet towel on bed.
>