We are sorry that our President is an idiot. We didn't vote for him.

off an electronic signboard on the pie - "pls don't drink and drive"

but the only way you can see the signboard is if you're driving...


(on the subject of the bollywood stars in town)
me: what, like amitabh bachchan?
kl: oh, yeah, those bollywood actresses are hot, man!
me: err...the godfather of bollywood is hot?


troy - now surely they could've found someone hotter than diane whatshername to play helen of troy? i mean, that's the face which is supposed to have launched a thousand ships?

well now you know why the greeks preferred boys...
oh wait.
the trojans aren't greek, are they?
so you don't know, then.