Al-Qaeda has released a violent English-language
rap song urging young Muslims to wage holy war.
The song, titled "Dirty Kuffar" ("Dirty Infidels"),
is being broadcast on the Internet in an attempt
to lure music-loving youth into the terror network.

And wouldn't you know it, it just so happens
that we here at TopFive were able to get our
hands on a copy! Check out these dope rhymes...


The Top 5 Rhymes in the Al-Qaeda Rap Song


5> Allah Akhbar, let's hit the crack bar.
In victory, we'll smoke us a fatwa!

4> My name is Osama and I'm one badass bomba.
I got a beard like yo' daddy, but I dress like yo' mama.

3> Yo, it's me you see, with lots of TNT in my BVDs.
Cool as can be, like Scott Bakula playin' Dracula.
They'll be cleanin' up my insides with a spatula.

2> I'm the mutha of Mullahs, the baddest in Al-Qaeda.
I'll fry Yankee ass like a bag of Ore-Ida.


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Rhyme in the Al-Qaeda Rap Song...


1> Join one of our cells and be all invisible.
Slipping fives to strippers, just like an infizzidel.



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if you want to see the video for yourself, you can get it here.
and you know what, if you don't try to decipher what's he saying, and ignore the images, its actually pretty catchy, hah.

The Top 5 Predictions for 2004
(Part I)


5> A surprisingly underachieving contestant pulls out a second
consecutive win on a new reality TV series that pits a dozen
equally inept Americans against one another for the title
of "President of the United States."

4> Building on the success of re-hiring Joe Gibbs, the Washington
Redskins name Y.A. Tittle their starting quarterback.

3> McDonald's joins the low-carb diet trend and offers fries
composed entirely of beef fat.

2> John Kerry loses the presidential election when his plan to
appeal to Britney Spears fans by French-kissing Al Gore and
Bill Bradley on stage backfires and leaves him with unsightly
cold sores.


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Prediction for 2004...


1> Jesus returns to Earth and sees his shadow, resulting in
six more years of reality TV.



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The Top 5 Predictions for 2004
(Part II)


5> Having exhausted all other outlets to try to save the planet,
U2 singer Bono runs for president of Earth.

4> FOX TV produces a reality show starring two other children
of hotel magnates: Lisbon Sheraton and Florence Motel6.

3> Florida tries to win back the goofiest state status
from California by replacing its governor with SpongeBob
SquarePants.

2> The gaping hole in the fabric of space and time opened by
"Gigli" in 2003 continues to grow. Among the resulting
phenomena: Pee-Wee Herman is arrested for securities fraud and
Martha Stewart is caught "pleasuring herself" in a Home Depot.


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Prediction for 2004...


1> "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" loses the ratings battle
to "Lesbian Lips on a Straight Girl's Nips."