hands up who thinks clay from american idol looks like a scarecrow!

oh yeah i forgot to tell you, but the matrix reloaded kinda sucked.

seeing neo's naked ass just about ruined the whole movie for me. jeez, what next? morpheus and agent smith having hot passionate monkey sex? plus it was pretty boring at bits. and yeah sure the big fight scene - incidentally, the way those dozens of agent smiths ran into the courtyard now and then reminded me of old nintendo games - and celebrated highway - sorry, freeway - chase was good, but i'd take a jackie chan fight scene anytime, actually. the one or not, but i bet neo couldn't kick ass the way jackie can while clutching a towel to his unmentionables.

neo and trinity should've kept their shades on while getting jiggy wit' it. that would've been a col sight.

screw revolution; i'll be waiting for the return of the king instead.

haha. shizznit. isn't that just a cool word? you know it is.

'shizznit' is the shizznit, yo!
uhm, i mean, da shizznit!

Friday, December 14, 2001 :::
i'm too lazy to think up something new so i'm just going to rip off an old entry and hope you won't notice.



--gordon, the guy who says stupid shit a lot, part one--
gordon goes shopping

gordon merrily pranced along aisle 5 of the supermarket, humming along to the piped muzak coming from some corner of the pale-vomit-yellow ceiling.

his eye caught a glimpse of a frozen salami in the meat chiller.

"hello!" gordon exclaimed. "what's this?"

he giggled to himself while idly stroking the salami, thinking that the salami looked rather like a...section of pipe.

"my, but that's curious!" gordon burbled as he took a left into aisle 4.



hey, hang on!

i like basement jaxx. must go download more.

can u feel the bass?

May 21, 2003

Today's full list:


The Top 20 Things You Seldom Hear Rappers Say


20> "Do these pants come in a smaller size?"

19> "Just a Fresca for me, thanks."

18> "Can't hang out, man. Gotta take little Timmy here to
ballet class."

17> "Let's go with the plain white enamel crown, please."

16> "Oops, my briefs are showing!"

15> "Coco Chanel always said to look in the mirror before leaving
the house and remove at least one piece of jewelry."

14> "Ain't no such thing as 'too much banjo.'"

13> "Hey, you're going to damage the needle doing that!
Just let it play!"

12> "Who's up for 'Pictionary'?"

11> "I'm just sayin', dogg, superstring theory may be the only
beeyotch steppin' up right now as the possible grand
unified theory of physics, but until we can experimentally
verify that it be the shizznit, I ain't down wit it, cuz."

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10> "Man, turn that bass down. I can scarcely hear myself think!"

9> "No... thank YOU, officer. I believe I *have* learned a
valuable lesson this time."

8> "We don't use potty talk in *this* house, little mister!"

7> "This Zima is the shiznizzle, but two is my limit."

6> "Now THAT'S good matzo!"

5> "We can't record it this way, with all of these grammatical
errors -- for gosh sakes, we're role models!"

4> "I disagree, Kyle. Yanni could kick Tesh's ass."

3> "Calgon, take me away!"

2> "Heavens to Betsy, ladies! Cover those booties immediately!
You'll catch your death of cold!!"


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing You Seldom Hear Rappers Say...


1> "Now wave your hands in the air like you're trying to catch
fireflies on a warm Cape Cod summer evening!"

Body in Pipe an Unsavory Addition to Water
Tue May 20,10:35 AM ET


MANILA (Reuters) - Millions of people in Manila have been drinking super-chlorinated water this week as the body of a teenager remained stubbornly stuck in a major supply pipe.

Manila Water Co dumped large doses of the disinfectant into a reservoir serving the eastern part of the Philippine capital after the young man fell into an aqueduct on Saturday while picking fruit.

The company has insisted the water supply is safe as it tries to dislodge the body. Health officials agreed that the chances of contamination were slight but urged Manila Water to work faster.

"We will have to fish out the body first," Dr Concepcion Quizon, chief executive assistant to Health Secretary Manuel Dayrit, told reporters on Tuesday. "The public will not feel good or right using the water."



all i can is that i'm glad i don't live in the pillipines.

most of the photos.

i know the thumbnails are not works but clicking to enlarge should be fine.

i'm in the afs library now, sitting directly under an aircon with ambitions of freezing an eskimo.

my shoulders are sunburnt. wearing no.4 with sunburnt shoulders, hurts. my forehead is sunburnt too. hurts whenever i touch it. or emote using my forehead. on an unrelated and pointless tangent, i've never heard 'emote' being used in conversation before. i also have a rectangular red patch of skin across my nose.

kind of like cyclop's shades, except they cover his eyes. and aren't red. and aren't made of skin.

3 of the alpha batch guys have come back from tw, having completed flying. tw is sounding even better with its free flow of steak. mmm. red meat.

i'm going to watch the matrix reloaded ( wouldn't 'rebooted' be more appropriate? ) after 'work'. yay.

i'd type more, only my hands don't seem to want to move anymore, the mutinous bastards.